Vacuums Suck Hard!: Adventures of the USS BIG STICK

What’s the worst that could happen in the vast, boring void of space? For Gunnery Sergeant John Doe, everything.
Gunny didn’t join the Space Corps to play glorified space janitor, stuck on a ship with nothing to shoot. He signed up to kick alien butt, dazzle his squad of baby-faced Space Marines, and charm the galaxy’s finest with tales of epic brawls. So far? A few measly skirmishes. Bad guys zapped, good guys high-fived, and Gunny bored out of his skull. Yawn.
Aboard The Big Stick, he’s praying for a fight juicy enough to make his legend—and his dating profile—sparkle. But when the Space Federation, in a stroke of “genius,” sparks one war on purpose and stumbles into two more by accident, Gunny’s dreams of glory might just come true… or blow up in his face.
Patrolling the sleepiest corner of the cosmos, he’s one bad day away from mutiny by boredom. Then the galaxy flips the script, and “quiet” becomes a four-letter word. Now, with chaos exploding and danger closer than a clingy ex, Gunny’s about to get the fight he’s been itching for—and maybe more than he bargained for.
Strap in for a side-splitting, laser-blasting ride as Gunny learns the hard way: be careful what you wish for when the vacuum really sucks!
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07M7L4D8P
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Bayonet Books
Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
Publication date ‏ : ‎ January 8, 2019
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 1.3 MB
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 106 pages
Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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